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Why did Chicken cross the Road? Our TP friends' Sayings
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Hi Friends, This is one of the most funniest moments that I spent in TeluguPeople.com. I have just compiled the various funny postings which will make those who missed this thread to read and laugh. I request every member to contribute to their best to enjoy our stay in this site more happy, more humorous, more heart touching and last but not least healthy. With love Yours friendly UK ****************************************** Priya wutever: i noe..but aint gonna tell ya! nut cuz of my lingo tho! Posted by: RajP At: 13, Feb 2004 8:02:43 PM IST ****************************************** (by RajP, wid small correction written by Me) UK aka Uma Kanth Jonnala aka Me, Myself 'n' I : “Chiken crossin da road? Thatz da cutest thng on dis planet Earth. 'When U cross, U die 'n' the world rejoices @ Ur death......cross di road in such a way that when U die.......the world cries 'n' U rejoice.' ' Posted by: RajP At: 13, Feb 2004 6:07:34 PM IST ****************************************** Daivadheenam Yaddanapoodi : “Shodashopachaara poojalo Pradhaanamaina Bhaagam Naivedhyam, Ee Naivedhya Samarpana lo : (banny enters and posts 'why didi chicken cross the road?. Accidently Mr. Dheenam reads it and says) Kodi Roadduni daatindi.” Posted by: Mr Raghothama Rao At: 13, Feb 2004 7:13:55 PM IST ****************************************** (by RajP & UK) Aruna gaaru : 'Kodi QUIZ no.1 : 1.Aa Kodi Punja? Petta? 2.Kodi color emiti? 3.Assaladhi enduku Roaddu daataali? 4.Okavela adhi Roaddu daatithe daaniki emayina avuthunda? ****************************************** Raghu jee : “Allo allo allo (Rao Gopal Rao gaari style lo) Madisannaaka Koosintha Kala posanundaala...Baaga jeppaana...!!! Evarakkada Sadajapa...Kodi Roaddu Daatuthunnadi ra, pattukuni Baliki siddham saayinchara...Dimbhaka... JAI PAATHAALA BHAIRAVI...” (As said by Banny ) ****************************************** Kiran Kumar Jonnalagadda : “Whats Up ante, Antha Uppe, Ceiling fan UP, Tube light Up & Everything UP...Nothing down. Chicken Roaddu enduku cross chesindante Daaniki kaallunnaayi ganaka...” ( by UK thatz Me, Myself 'n' I ) ****************************************** AMAN aka Gopi Krishna Akella: kawasaki lo 90kmph speed lo velli okka dash kodite.. chachi oorukuntundi..kodi kaadu aadadaina ante.. ilanti tokkalo prasnalenti aina Posted by: Banny At: 13, Feb 2004 6:57:45 PM IST ****************************************** Banny Style lo : Naa kodi Roaddu daatindemo Raghu anna... Nuvvu gaani choosaava vo anna... Yerra yerrani guthu Nalla nallani kallu Yedama kaaliki gajja vundi Ghallu ghallu mantundi Nuvvu gaani daanni “AAM” cheskuni thinnaava vo anna...Raghu anna... Posted by: raadha g At: 13, Feb 2004 6:51:06 PM IST ****************************************** Raj Palla : “Evari kodi, yechati kodi, Itu vachina thellakodi...Roaddu daati vachina thellakodi.” (by Mrs. Aruna) ****************************************** Narendra : “Kodi Roaddu cross chesthunte choodakunda venaka badathaanemo ani thvaraga vachaanu...” Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 13, Feb 2004 8:05:06 PM IST ****************************************** Vikram : Nenu Monarch ni, nannu ee kodi emi cheyyaledhu... Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 13, Feb 2004 6:12:03 PM IST ****************************************** Raj Sekhar : “Bangaaru kodi petta Daatenandi aa Road ni, aa Roaddu ni Ey paapa...” (by Banny) ****************************************** Hima Samira : “Meeru Kodi gurinchadagina, Pakodi gurinchadigina Naakassla kopam raadu.” (by Banny) ****************************************** Anupama : “Chaala baagundandi Kodi, Meeru Bhale choosaare adhi Roadd daatuthunte...Anyway keep posting such info.” (by Banny) ****************************************** Madhu's original style //Soul was abused and swithched over to money. If not soul we should at least gain some money.// Imitated by me Chicken was absued and swtiched over oven & microwave. If not chicken roast we should at least gain some chicken alive. Posted by: Mr Raghothama Rao At: 13, Feb 2004 6:27:15 PM IST ****************************************** Santhosh vemuri : “Bannee gaaru kODi rODDu enduku daaTutundi ani aDigaaru, chaalaa santOshamanDi, ilaa aDigitE naakentO aanandamgaa unTundi asalu kODi rODDu daaTatamE naaku aanandamaina vishayam, daanni meeru enduku ani nannaDigitE inkaa aanandamgaa unTundi. ee vishayam gurinchi nEnu baagaa aalochinchi meeku mallee vachchi cheputaanu, kaanee meeru ilaa adiginanduku emi anukonandi ainaa meekee vishayaalanni elaa telustaayandi adagaalani, asalu evi ekkada dorukutaayo cheppandi.” (by Banny) ****************************************** Vachaspati gaaru : “Mahilaabhyudayam Kollopanishath...Hey Mithrulaara, www.andhraJyothi.com lo ee roju Mahilau Kolla valla ela nahstapothaaro ARTICLE wraasaanu chadavandi (or) http://www.telugupeople.com/discussion/article.asp?id=12345... choodandi.” (by Banny) ****************************************** Miss Hyderabad aka Himalaya Sukanya Chicken.....***husgs**** :D Posted by: Mr Raghothama Rao At: 13, Feb 2004 7:04:28 PM IST ****************************************** swapna: NTvoDU, communism is not just a theory. The chickens in Cuba show the true colours of Commnism Posted by: Mr Raghothama Rao At: 13, Feb 2004 7:01:06 PM IST ****************************************** Durga Prasad : “Ohh...Kodi YAMA Norooristhundi, Deenni ee roju vandukuni thinesi, oka dhammu laagithe baaguntundi. Yedava kooli chesi naalugu sampaadinchedhi deeni kosame kadha.” (by Banny) ****************************************** BUJJI : “Evari kodi ye Roaddu naakem ardham kaavadam ledhu...Radha mee gurinchi akkada evaro emito antunnaaru.” (by Mrs. Aruna) ****************************************** Satya Gogineni : “Ninna Kodi gurinchi Adigaaru, ivaala andaru comments wraasaaru, mari repu ento. VENU MAAMA, Ekkadunnav, ee kodi gola choosaava, adurs.” (by Banny) ****************************************** (by Raj Sekhar & UK) Idhe prasna ni manam mana Cinema Hero lanadigithe ela vuntundi choodandi... BALA KRISHNA : 'Ee Rayalaseema gadda meedha Sathruvulanu choosthe Manushule kaadhuraKodi punju lu kooda Meesam melesthundi ra...Nenu gattiga thoda christhe aa Sound ke chasthaavu...Neeku nenendukura, maa Kodi petta Chaalu ra...Kaachuko... Rayalaseema rathnama kodi punja, vachi veedi pani pattu...Roaddu daatu...” CHIRANJEEVI : “Nee petta naa punjuni muddettukoni, Naa Punju Rooaddu daati nee Petta daggaraku raani...” NAGARJUNA (Manmadhudu style lo): “Hey, Inthaku aa daate Kodi Punja petta...Petta aithe naaku thelusu...Kaani cheppanu...” ****************************************** Jogarao Pilla : “I think we should all let the chicken cross the road and if the poor creature cant cross on its own then we should help it as this would be a good deed on our name and we will be remembered even after our death .Your spiritual soul will always be alive when people discuss how kind you were in helping some chicken cross a road.I wish everybody understands that helping others brings you closer to God and thats the way to live even after you die.” Posted by: Priya wutever At: 13, Feb 2004 11:02:50 PM IST ****************************************** Jogarao Pilla : Even the chicken body can be divinised through transmission from a perfect personality who crossed all limitations of a chicken body in it's life time itself. Posted by: Budhimantudu At: 13, Feb 2004 6:04:40 PM IST ****************************************** MAHESWARA MAHI: 'give me three good reasons why it can not cross the road' Posted by: Naren At: 13, Feb 2004 10:45:22 PM IST ****************************************** Gopi Burugu: “(cartoon lo road daatutunna kodi.. kodini chase chestunna bharta to bhaarya ilaa antundi ...) Kodini vadilesaara??...Malli aa kodini pattukoni intloki theesukosthene meeku thindi thippalu!!” Sai Krishna Ponnaganti: “(cartoon lo road daatutunna kodi... road oka vaipu oka party .. maro vaipu vere party.. CAPTION : Ee naati raajakeeyaalu...)” Posted by: Narendra Pratap Raju Biruduraju At: 13, Feb 2004 10:41:22 PM IST ****************************************** Mrs.Amrutha : “Ee kodi evarido kanipedadaam.” Posted by: Mrs. Aruna At: 13, Feb 2004 8:01:08 PM IST ****************************************** Rahul ReddY: 'THANU KODI ANTA..... adi pade sramaku viluveledandi Ayina mokkavoni pattudalatho tharigiponi mondidairyam tho daatutune vuntundi ' Posted by: RajP At: 13, Feb 2004 7:53:45 PM IST ****************************************** Ms. prasaanthi: “Nighoodamaina Prasna. speak out God speak out why did it cross the road? :)” Posted by: RajP At: 13, Feb 2004 7:42:19 PM IST ******************************************

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