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"The guy who invented wheel first was an idiot; the one who invented the other three wheels is the genius!"
"Never argue with a fool.People might not find the difference"
"There are three sides for an argument.. Your side, my side and the right side"
"Always borrow from a pessimist. He wont expect it back"
I couldn't repair your brakes so i made the horns loudier"
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper."
"You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? "
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
:).. AJIT : Mona daarrling, tum Toni ke saath ghuumna band kar do, nahin to bahut MonaToni ho jayegee..
Robert : Boss , Sona kahan hai ? ( Where is the Gold ? )
AJIT : Kahin par bhi so jao Robert !!
Bob : Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
AJIT :Bewakoof………Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegaa.!
(Scene - Robert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs
a hole and water starts coming inside. Robert is perplexed !)
Robert : Boss ab kya hoga ??
AJIT : Robert Ek aur hole bana do, aur ek hole me IN
aur doosre me OUT likh do. Ek hole se paani ander aayega
aur doosre se bahar chala jayega !!
(Scene - Ajit get’s hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.)
AJIT : Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal : Lekin kyon baas?
AJIT : Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi. he he he
heheh emo ela kuda post cheyyachanukoni..
SS sanju | Ok Guys thanks for the comments and here goes few more in my next posting..
Mr. Keka try the nxt lines too:))
Posted at: 1, Dec 2009 3:45 AM | 
am santhosh | nuv keka.. motham chadavaledu, kani 1st 5 lines ke flat..
-santhu
naa 1st comment kooda keka kada.. k keep it up.. all d best
Posted at: 30, Nov 2009 3:49 AM |
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