Active Blogs | Popular Blogs | Recent Blogs On a bar of Soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)
On a dessert: Do not turn upside down.
*printed on bottom of the box* (Too late! You lose!)
On packaging for an iron:Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?) (Whose body?)
On Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents
if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On peanuts packet: Warning: contains nuts.
(Not to mention the nut who wrote the warning )
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open
packet, eat nuts.
(DDDUUUHHH)
On a childs superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)
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