Active Blogs | Popular Blogs | Recent Blogs The movie SHOLEY was always been my one of the fav movies and whenever i watched i had watched with seriousness, but with recent laughter shows in hindi wherein most of the contestents are experimenting with few of the characters in the movie like.. basanthi' and her dilogues, Gabbar and sambha's hilirious conversations, and last but not least Thakur sahab's (sanjeev kumar) disability..yet still manages with tough expressions and shouts..Overall after such laughter shows i started feeling funny with the movie itself.. and now i feel there is so much fun factor in the characters that even in the serious context i can feel something funny behind with some puch lines.So i tried to post few hilierous scenes from the movie Sholey... so try to read out and imagine the same scene i bet u would also feel the tickle in your funny bone:))))
Dharmendar: When I die, Police coming. Police coming, Buddiya going jail.
In jail, Buddiya Chakki Peesing and Peesing and Peesing....
Villeger1: Are bhabhi, jara haan kar do nan, Yeh to marne ja raha hai.
Basanti's
mother: Are kaise haan kar doon, Dinanath ji!!.
G1: To phir usay marne dogi kya?
B's m: Accha theek hai, Veeru, Main thaiyar hoon.
Main thaiyar hoon!!.
Dh: Are thumse kown shadhi karega buddiya,
main tho Basanti se shadhi karna chahtha hoon.
Basanti: Veeru, main bhi thaiyar hoon.
Dh: Chalo, Basanti thaiyar hai. Buudiya bhi thaiyar hai,
Main neechay uthartha hoon.
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HINDI MOVIE ONELINERS AND PHATTAS
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"SHOLAY" involving GABBAR SINGH (AMZAD KHAN) and his CHAMCHAS.
GABBAR - Kitne aadami the ?
SAMBHA - Do, Sarkar..
GABBAR - Woh do the aur tum char, Phir bhi tum log wapas aa gaye...
Haramzado, Gabbar ka naam mitti main mila diya...
Iskee sazaa milegi, jaroor milegee...
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GABBAR - Tera kya hoga, re Sambha ?
SAMBHA - Maine to aapka namak khaaya hai, Sarkar..
GABBAR - To aab goli bhi kha le...
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My, these cliches from Hindi movies sure are fun. Let's have more of these.
And another classic from "Sholay":
Dharmendra is up on top of the water tower threatening to commit suicide
and is very drunk. Down below there are many villagers watching the drama
unfold, and this classic situation involves two of these fine gentlemen -
G1, and G2.
Dh: Gaon vaalon, mein vahi karoonga jo Heer ne Ranjha ke liye kiya tha,
Romeo ne Juliet ke liye kiya tha - sosait, sosait, sossaait (suicide).
G1: Arre bhai, yeh sossaait kya hota hai?
G2: Arre bhai, jub ungrez marte hain, to usey sossaait kehte hain!!!!
Hats off to the genius who wrote the dialogues!
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THE SCENE...
Hema malini(Basanthi) on tonga is being chased by four dakaits
on ghodes...
Basanthi - Chal Dhano! Aaj theri basanthi ki izzhat ka saval hei
Dhano - Arain Basanthi agar tere peeche char daku hein to mere
peeche bhi char ghode hain.Meri izzhat ka bhi saval hei.
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From Sholay, Amitabh Bachchan to Hema Malini: "Tera naam kya hai, Basanti?"
this should be followed by "Mera naam Basanti hai !!"
then amitabh says in his typical style: "Pehli baar suna"
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This is from a comady show..
Sambha was chewing masala at the top of the hill of rock. so Gabbar ask him following question:
Gabbar: are o sambha tu hamesha pahad pe chadke kyon masala khata he.
Sambha: (with angrily) UNCHE LOG UNCHI PASAND
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Few of some punch lines and ever green ...
Arre 'O Samba ("Hey! Samba")
Tera kya hoga Kaliya? ("What's going to happen to you, Kaliya?")
Basanti, in kutton ke samne mat naachna. ("Basanti, do not dance in front of these dogs.")
Jo darr gaya, Samjho marr gaya ("If you're afraid, you're as good as dead.")
and ofcourse the dangerous beastful laugh of Gabbar.. he haa hehaaaa hehahhahahahahahaaha.....
SS sanju | O my God!! lost Lostt Lostenna.. oyeee Lost i think ur lost somewhere..don't u think so... But i feel ur lost y bcoz.. from the time im blogging here.. ok its around 15 +days till this day i never thought i can find u here in my posting with comment!! Sari Sari.. Tayyam tattomm Tayyam tat toom.. Hudi baba.. Lost.. Thanks yaar.. ok gud 2 knw dat my blog reminded u sumthing and u ended with happy smiles... But for sure.. Thsi movie has wonderful hilirous package of characters..
Posted at: 4, Dec 2009 7:33 AM |
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