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| very nice, quite interesting , jovial but understandable concepts.
Posted by: Mr. kumaraswamy vijay At: 26, Aug 2008 10:36:27 PM IST
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What is marketing
1. You go to a girl & says: 'I am very rich. Marry me! '- That's Direct Marketing'
2. A girl seen by few of them and says to her 'He's very rich. 'Marry him.' -That's Advertising'
3. A girl seen by you, goes to her and asks her telephone number. Next day he calls and say: 'Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry me - That's Tele marketing'
4. You see a girl. straighten his tie, walks to her, gets her a drink, picks her bag. after she drops it, offer her a ride and says: 'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations'
5.A girl comes to you & says:' You are rich! 'Can you marry Me?' - That's Brand Recognition'
6.You see a girl, goes to say : 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives a slaps. - 'That's Customer Feedback'
7.You go to a girl & says : 'I am very rich. Marry me! 'And she introduces her husband. - 'That's demand and supply gap'
8. You see a girl go to her and then, another person comes to says : 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she follows -'That's competition eating into your market share'
9. You see a girl and go to her and was about to say when she says 'I'm rich, Marry me! Your wife is arriving! -'That's restriction for entering new markets'.
PROF: VENKATA RAMANAMURTY MALLAJOSYULA
Posted by: Mr. Venkata Ramanamurty Mallajosyula At: 20, Mar 2008 6:38:42 PM IST
Great sense of humour. I loved it.
Posted by: Mr. Naveen Reddy At: 19, Mar 2008 12:17:46 PM IST
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