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Articles: Talents | Cool definitions
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TRAFFIC LIGHT: apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.
PIONEER: early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods.
PEOPLE: some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened.
SWIMMING POOL: a mob of people with water in it.
SELF-CONTROL: the ability to eat only one peanut.
CANNIBAL: person who likes to see other people stewed.
EGOCENTRIC: a person who believes he is everything you know you are.
FOREIGN FILM: any movie shown in Texas theatre that isn't a western.
MAGAZINE: bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.
COLLEGE: The four-year period when p arents are permitted access to the telephone.
EMERGENCY NUMBERS: Police station, fire department and places that deliver pizza.
OPERA: When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.
BUFFET: A French word that means 'Get up and get it yourself.'
BABY-SITTER: A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teenagers.
TATTOO: Permanent proof of temporary insanity.
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