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Articles: Philosophy | Grandpa's Wisdom
- Mr. A SVJPN
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Grandpa's Wisdom
Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg
depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy
earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar
Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not
for good.
When a man marries a woman, they become one but the
trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
If a man has enough 'horse sense' to treat his wife like a
thoroughbred, she will never be an old nag.
Judgin' from the specimens they pick for husbands, it's no
wonder that brides often blush.
On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the
past...but never the present.
A foolish husband remarks to his wife: 'Honey, you stick
to the washin', ironin', cookin', and scrubbin'. No wife
of mine is gonna work.'
The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the
interest is kept up.
Many girls like to marry a military man--he can cook, sew,
make beds, and is in good health...and he's already used
to taking orders....
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