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Articles: Humour | Sardarji Jokes
- Mrs. అనామిక
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Banta : When did George Washington die?
Santa : Two days before his Funeral.
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Banta Singh finished his English exam and cameout.
His friend asked him how did he do his exam & for that he replied ' Exam was okay but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought......and at last wrote - THUNK !!!.
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Once a sardar was looking at a wanted poster and was wondering
Supids!If they want him so much can't they catch him after clicking the photo for this poster?
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Santa : What is the difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY?
Banta : A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!
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2Days of power cut in Chandigarah made life miserable
Because all the SARDARS were struck for 48 hours on Escalaters
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A sardarji happened to participate in competition which was about writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingrediants Viz.
Religion, Sex, Suspense and Mystery.
Sardarji turn came after many attempts by others
Sardarji gave a story, which was just one sentence and read:
'Oh God, my wife is going to deliver a child'
Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether it
contained all the four ingredients!!
Sardarji replied affirmatively and gave his explanation as below:
'Oh God: Religion
My Wife: Sex
Going to deliver a child : Suspense (Whether girl or boy)
'Okey.... but where is the mistery?' asked one of the organizers.
The sardar replied : who is the father?
Sardarji was declared the winner for writing the short story.
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