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Articles: Humour | Newton in romantic mood......
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Newton in romantic mood......
Universal law:
' Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money '
first law:
' a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. '
second law:
' the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. '
third law:
' the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while slapping.'
Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start
to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get
an engaged tone.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive
last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
It is not because things are difficult
that we do not dare. It is because we do not dare that they are difficult.
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