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Articles: Humour | ENT Surgeon / Gynaecologist
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Wish you all a very nice day.
Abortion in the ears
This is a short story written by a Dr....he is a gynaecologist in Pune and a very gifted writer....enjoy this extremely funny story.
My wife is an ENT Surgeon while I am a Gynaecologist. This can lead to some complications, as I recently learned to my anguish. A General Practitioner phoned me up and told me that she is sending a patient of hers for an abortion. Unknown to me, she had also referred a female with earwax for removal of the wax to my wife.
I duly informed the receptionist to send the patient right in as she was expected (and expecting!) As Murphy lays down the laws of our hospital, it was but natural that the patient who wanted the wax removed from her ear, landed up with me. This is the conversation that I had with the patient.
'Please come in. Be seated.' I said with a big smile. I always have a big smile, when I am going to earn some money. The patient gave a feeble smile and sat hesitantly on the edge of the chair. 'Relax.'
'Doctor, will this hurt a lot?'
'Not at all.'
The patient relaxed visibly. 'You know something, Doctor, we tried removing it at home, but failed.'
I was shocked. 'Thank God. Trying this at home can cause serious complications.'
'I first tried to remove it by jumping up and down, but it just wouldn't budge.'
I smiled and said, 'If it were that easy, who would need doctors?'
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