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Articles: Humour | HA! HA! HA! HA!
- 4uFriends 4ufriends
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First Friend: Raj, the boat is swaying terribly. What if the boat sinks?
Second friend: Let it sink because the ferryman had charged us very high.
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Beggar: Madam take pity on me. I am very hungry and my one leg…
Lady (closing the door): It is not here.
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Raman: Raja, give me Rs.100. I need it very urgently.
Raja: What is the urgency?
Raman: I have to return you Rs.100 that I took from you last month.
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Ticket collector: Why didn’t you buy the ticket. Don’t you know that sitting in a train without having a ticket is a crime?
Passenger: Sir, where an I sitting? I have been standing all thorough the journey.
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Inspector: What colour shirt was your son wearing when you last saw him before missing?
Villager: Why do you ask me this question? When he would be found out, you can see it for yourself.
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Judge: Why did you steal the diamond necklace from the jewel shop?
Thief: Your Honour, what can I do? It was written on the shop, “Make a gain on Diwali occasion! Hurry up!”
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Husband: I am already late for my office. But you have not yet prepared the food I shall go to a hotel and take my food there.
Wife: Wait for 5 minutes.
Husband: will the food be ready in 5 minutes?
Wife: No dear I will change my dress and come with you to the hotel. OK?
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Vinit: Ram, why are you standing near this letter box for such a long time?
Ram: I had dropped a reply card into this letter box and am waiting for the reply.
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Teacher: Arun, if you had 3 apples and ate one. How many would you have?
Arun:3.
Teacher: How come?
Arun: Two out side and one inside.
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Teacher Name 4 animals that belong to the cat family.
Leena: The Mummy cat, the daddy cat and 2 kittens.
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Teacher: Lucy, where are you going during summer vacation?
Lucy: Iceland.
Teacher: That’s interesting! Why did you choose Iceland?
Lucy: We want to see it before it melts.
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Elephant: Ant sister, Ant sister, where are you going?
Ant: Brother I am going to the tailor to get my blouse stitched.
Elephant: Sister, if cloth is left, tell him to stitch me a trouser also.
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