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Articles: Humour | Laughing time
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Bunty: I bathe 10-12 times in summer and 4-5 time in winter
Bittu: It is surprising How can you bathe 12 times a day?
Bunty: Oh no! I bathe 10-12 times in the whole summer season.
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Shyam:Doctor, My son bites his nails with his teeth. Please rid him of this bad habit . Doctor: Well, I will extract all his teeth.
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Rohan: Mohan, how can we stop an elephant from passing through the needle hole?
Mohan: Easy, tie a knot on its tail.
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A baby polar Bear: Mom, am I a 100% polar bear?
Mother: Yes, why do you ask this, son?
Baby: Because I am freezing.
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Boy: Dad, why don’t you give me your car? I am old enough to drive the car.
Father: But my car is not old enough to be given to you.
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Beggar: Madam give me Rs.5.
Lady why Rs.5?
Beggar: The price of everything has gone up. So I have raised my charge also from Re.1 to Rs.5.
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Raja: Pal, give me you phone number.
Pal: It is in my father’s name. Look in the directory.
Raja: What is your father’s name?
Pal: it is also in the directory.
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Patient: I like you more then the previous doctor.
Doctor : Why so?
Patient: Because you look more like my dearest friend who is not in the lunatic asylum.
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