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Articles: Humour | Men & Women
- Mr. Sreenivasa Rao aka Meher Sreenivas Somepalli
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men n women
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a
woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same
thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting
that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a
new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.
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