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Articles: Humour | Fun N Humour
- Prof. venkata ramanamurty mallajosyula
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JOKES – FUNNY – AND HUMOURISTIC
1.Harry was prone to all types of accidents. While playing foot ball, he would sprain his ankle and while walking over a banana peel. He would break his leg.
When he got his driving license, every one feared as to what next would happen. to him.
And shortly, it did happen! His car was smashed in a headlong accident and he died on the spot.
While entering the gates of the heaven, an Angel asked him”Why is your forehead swollen?”
“On my way, I bumped in a jumbo jet.”
2.”You are by nature very jolly and congenial, where as your husband is just the opposite-
very calm and serious. Not even a smile or a word from him. How does your marriage work”?
“We share social obligations equally. I attend weddings, birth days parties etc.While he attends all sad and mournful occasions.
3.I hope you not mind having dinner with me?”
“No, not at all. It will be my pleasure.”
“Then I will come to your place at 8.00 PM sharp.”
4.Lover:Dear , God has created me only for you, because he knows that I am the best in this world.
Girl. But …
Lover: Listen , you can’t argue with God. OK!
5.Akshay: Ashok, you ware new clothes every day. Is your father a businessman?
Ashok: No, he’s a laundryman.
6. Teacher: Which animal does not fear a tiger?
Rinku : Tigress.
7.The labourer was paid 20 rupees less by the contractor.He went to him and asked ,”I received 20 rupees lass in my last salary.”
“When I over paid you by rupees last month you never came and complained about it?”
“That’s fine.” Clearing the doubts, the laborer said “ One can pardon mistake for the first time but when the mistake is committed for the second time, the same is not pardonable and has to be brought t the notice.”
8.Customer (to a hotel receptionist): Will it be comfortable staying in your hotel?
Receptionist: Definitely. You will feel at home. Sir?
customer:Nonsense! If I got to stay wth the same set of prolems, I might as well stay home.
9.A young girl went to Mumbai to become an actress. Her mother advised, ”Do not invite any male at home or else I will commit suicide.”
One day her mother went to Mumbai only to find that her daughter was not at home. When she arrived late. She asked her, “Where had you been?”
“I went to my friend Rajesh’s house.”
“You did not call him home?”
“No. I went to his place.”
“Why?”
“So that his mother would commit suicide!”
10.Priya: I am shocked! Just minutes ago, that tall smart and attractive gentleman was talking to me so nicely and then suddenly his face turned pale and he walked away without a word.
Ria: Probably, he saw me coming. He’s my husband!
11.A salesman had to spend a night in the city. Despite all efforts he could not find a hotel room.
Finally one hotel manager said” I have a double-bed room already occupied by a lady but slowly and noiselessly get into bed. Remember there is a thin curtain in between.”
The saleman agreed and went to his room. Within 15 minutes, he was back at the reception saying,” The person in the bed is a man, what stupidity is this?”
“I know sir,” said the manager , “but you were supposed to slip and sleep noiselessly,then how could you make out whether it was a lady or a gent?
12.Daughter:Mom,if some one breaks the drawing room flower vase what would you do?
Angrily mother replied:I will break his or hr bones.
Daughter: Then be prepared, Dad’s coming this way with a broken one.
Rachayitha: Prof:Venkata Ramanamurty Mallajosyula
Profile: whisle TeluguPeople.Com Date :5th Mar 2007
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