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Articles: Humour | Sardarjee & Tenali Rama
- Mr. Narayana Dadibattini
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SARDARJEE AND PHYLLIPS RADIO
Once sardarjee goes to a phillips show room and purchaseds a radio and comes the next day saying that he has been cheated. The shop owner asked him how. He says that I asked you to give phyllips radio, whereas you have given me all india radio, radio itself is telling that 'this is all india Radio giving you the news'.
SARDARJEE GOES TO ITALY
Once sardarjee goes to Italy along with his wife, who is an artist. She observes a beautiful hoarding and copies the design. On returning to India she designs the same on salwar. Sardarjee has got one more chance to go to Italy. He takes his wife along with him, incidentally she was wearing the new design. People there were laughing at his wife, but no one dared to tell the reason. One sardarjee lastly disclosed the secret as to why they were laughing i.e., in the salwar it it written 'PURE DRINKS SOLD HERE'.
SARDARJEES ARE VERY INTELLIGENT
To illistrate this there is a joke. Sardarjee was running a country fans shop where there were different dazzling coloured country fans were kept. One customer asks about their rate. He shows the board where it was written 'First buy and how to use will be informed later and once goods sold cannot be taken back '. On accepting the condition customer asks why the small fan costs Rs.300/- and the big fan costs only Rs.50/-. Sardarjee tells him that the smaller one works for life time and the bigger one won't. Customer buys the smaller one and asks how to use it. Sardarjee says you have to hold the fan in your hand and shake your head whereas for the bigger fan you have move with hand.
TENALI RAMA
Once King has given him punishment by putting him inside a pit (only head appears on the ground) and he was about to be crushed by an elephant. When the soldier went to bring elephant, Tenali rama calls the passerby who was incidentally a dhobi and tells him that he was having hunchback and enquired whether you want to get rid of it. He accepts the offer cheerfully in uplifting Tenali rama and burying himself inside the pit. On getting up he stands in erect and shows him that his hunchback has gone for ever. Sainik (soldier) knowing the cunning trick played by Tenali Rama, leaves the dhobi who was in the pit, about to be crushed.
Once Tenali Rama gave abuses while composing a stanja/samasya which was hurled on him based on the first step finished by them and challenging for completing the remaining. It goes like 'Kunjara Yudhammu Doma Kutthuka Jochen' (Flock of elephants taken the shelter of a mosquito). Tenali Rama said 'Ganjayi Tagi Turakala Sanjathamucheta Kallu Chavigonnava lanjala kodaka, Ekkada Kunjara Yudhammu Doma Kutthuka Jochen' (It means taking Ganja and Liquors with the bad friends bastard where the flock of elephants taken shelter of the mosquito). Raged with this they reported this incient to King. The king ordered Tenalirama to unfold the samasya in front of the court. Then politely T.Rama said 'Ranjana chedi Pandavulu Haribhanjanulai akata vidhi nemani talantu Kunjara Yudhammu Doma Kuthuka Jochen' (It means Pandavas after losing everything taken the shelter of Virata Raj whose land is like a mosquitos throat (very small) comparing pandavas with flock of elephants who have taken the shelter). The King expressed his happiness and gave his ornaments to Tenali Rama in appreciation of his talents and also says that your knife has got edges on both the sides.
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