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Articles: Humour | Fun time
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Professor’s wife (to the professor): Do you hear? Our kid has started walking.
Professor: Since when has he started?
Wife: Some 8 days back.
Professor: Oh, and you are informing me now! He should have walked very far by now.
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Politician’s friend: If you win the election, what will you do?
Politician: I am not worried for that. My problem is, what would I do if I lose the election
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Fat Customer: Is there anything special you would recommend, waiter?
Waiter: For you sir, I would recommend slimming pills.
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Manas: Why are you shaking?
Neeru : Doctor had told me to shake well the bottle of medicine before taking it. And I forgot to do that.
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Elephant : Ant sister, where are u going in a hurry?
Ant: I am going to the tailor to get my blouse stitched.
Elephant : Ask the tailor to stitch me a shirt with the left over cloth.
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Old Lady: My cat is too old to catch mice now. I will have to buy him some tinned food.
Saleman: What would you like, Madam?
Old Lady: Well he would better have tinned mice I suppose.
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Teacher: Raju, Why are you always late?
Raju: But Sir, you were saying the other day that one should never hurry.
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Ramesh: Mr. Kamran, you are my employee. Remember, I want my workers always speak the truth. Okay?
Kamran: Yes Sir.
Ramesh: Now tell me what was that girl saying to you?
Kamran: She was saying that the owner of this shop is stupid.
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Ant : How old are you?
Elephant: 5 months.
Ant: You look too big.
Elephant: I am a Complan Boy. What about you?
Ant: I am just 30 months.
Elephant: You look so young?
Ant: Yes I am a Santoor Girl.
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Patient: (to the doctor) I am very forgetful. Please give me a medicine.
Doctor: All right. But pay may free in advance, lest you forget to make the payment.
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Passenger sitting in the waiting room (to a railway employee) Trains are always late. These time tables are useless.
Railway employee: But it the trains stop getting late, these waiting rooms will be useless.
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Rich Arabian: I am very pleased to meet you. I am an oil sheikh.
Dairy Farmer: How do you do? I am a milk sheikh
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