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Articles: Humour | Laughing Stuff
- Prof. venkata ramanamurty mallajosyula
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1.Three friends were residing on the 40th floor of a multi-storied building in Mumbai. Once, when they returned from a late night show, they found the lift to be out of order.
Cursing their luck, they thought of an innovative way to inspire each other to climb the stairs by taking turns telling stories.
The first started his story on Akbar and Birbal and ended it when they reached the 17th story. The second one began a humorous one on Don Quixote and completed it as they reached the 34th floor.
Now, came the third friend’s turn to tell his story and he began, “Friends, my story is a tragic one” Both the others friends were tired and now they had to hear a tragic one! “ Come on, do say something. We are now on the 36th floor.”
The third friend said ”My or rather our tragic story is that I have forgotten the bag containing the keys in the car!”
2.After 46 years of marital bliss my husband went abroad. He wrote a letter from there saying,” You were my right hand. I am totally at loss now.”
Reading this line I was thoroughly impressed, but only for a moment! Because I realized that he was a lefty!
3.Afamous actress married a rich widower. One day her friend came to meet her. She asked, “Dear, does your husband ever speak about his first wife …”
The actress replied with a sigh, “No. He will never do so.”
“Why?”
“Just the other day he did that and began speaking about her. I immediately cut him short and started rattling off about my future husband,” revealed the savvy actress,
4..”Three years prior to her marriage, the girl is Moonfaced. “
“Three years later, the lady turns into a Sunflower.”
“And after that? ”
“A volcano!”
5,”Your wife was caught red handed with the man, but instead of beating him you shot your wife dead!”
“ Yes, but if I kill the man I would have to frequently do so,”
6.Vinod was sitting in the lawyer’s office.
“Do you want to hear the bad news first or the worst one first?”
“Tell me the bad one first.”
“Found a picture of your wife.”
“That’s bad news! Tell me the worst one. I am very anxious to hear it?”
“The worst news is that in a snap, you are seen with your secretary.”
7.Sujata: When I marry, just imagine how many hearts would be broken!
Rita: Tell me, how many times are you going to marry?
8.”You mean to say that I educated my daughter spending two Lakh rupees to a person who barely earns Rs 2000?”
“Sir, as the saying goes-Daughter is someone else’s property only. And these days who pays 12% interest per annum!”
9.Dear,if I die of this disease, what will happen of you?
“I will almost turn mad.”
“No dear. Will you marry again?’
“Didn’t you hear me ? I said ‘almost. But not ‘totally’ so’”
Prof. Venkata Ramanamurty Mallajosyula
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