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Articles: Humour | Do you want to impress or confuse BOSS?
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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Do you want to impress or confuse BOSS or Vice versa?.........use
Techno vocabulary.. It can be called the 'Buzzword' writing method.
It is simple.
There are three columns of words involved, as follows:
0. Balanced 0. Management 0. contingency
1. total 1. Organization 1. Hardware (or software)
2. integrated 2. reciprocal 2. projection
3. compatible 3. monitored 3. time-frame
4. synchronized 4. digital 4. concept
5. optimal 5. modular 5. programming
6. responsive 6. transitional 6. mobility
7. functional 7. Incremental 7. capability
8. parallel 8. third-generation 8. flexibility
9. systemized 9. policy 9. options
Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding Buzzwords
from the above grid, e.g., 257: 'integrated modular capability'.
Don't worry if it doesn't make sense to you; it won't mean anything to
anyone else either, but they'll think you're just smarter than they are
so they won't say anything!! ..
You can propose 'systemized reciprocal options' (929) to achieve 'optimal
transitional flexibility' (568), so that we can think of an 'integrated
monitored projection' ..............and your boss will probably promote
you or your customer will be blown away with your technological superiority.
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