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Articles: Humour | Pappu Pass Ho Gaya
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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : 'HIJKLMNO ! '!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
PAPPU : 'K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L'
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, 'I am.'
PAPPU : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER : 'Can anybody give an example of ' COINCIDENCE?'
PAPPU : 'Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.'
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TEACHER : 'George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?'
PAPPU : 'Because George still had the axe in his hand?'
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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
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