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Articles: Humour | A dialogue between a share broker &his wife
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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A dialogue between a share broker & his wife
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Wife: Back home, now what next?
Husband: Pre opening session starts.
Wife: What abt my saree that u gave to receptionist?
Husband: It was a FII order.
Wife: Lets buy a mercedes car
Husband: Gross exposure limits violated.
Wife: I want to go to my fathers place, I shall come back within 5 days.
Husband: Pay in and pay out should be on time.
Wife: Lets go to kulu manali.
Husband: No budget, declared default.
Wife: How do I look today?
Husband: Absolutely in lower circuit.
Wife: My Sister is coming to stay with us.
Husband: Good Scrip, Cum bonus, Buy call today.
Wife: The necklace at Jewellery show room was good?
Husband: Double Top reversal, the down trend starts.
Wife: You are use less
Husband: Rt even you are a 'Z' group scrip.
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Volume less scrip, trading prohibited.
Wife: Whats your relationship with receptionist?
Husband: That of operator with scrip.
Wife: I am giving you a divorce
Husband: Hedge call matures, buy receptionist.
Wife: I shall not speak to you.
Husband: Market closed for the day.
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