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Articles: Humour | Sardarjee Jokes
- Prof. venkata ramanamurty mallajosyula
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A donkey kicked a sardar & ran away the sardar ran to catch the donkey. After a lot of search he found a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
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Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
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Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
Sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
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Santa went to Mysore Palace.
Tourist guide - Santaji please don't sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - oye don't worry yaar, I'll get up when he comes!!
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Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to Punjab,
He wanted to save money, so what did he do? Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.
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A Sardar enters a shop & shouts, where is my free gift with this cooking oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab??
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!
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Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.
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When TITANIC was sinking, a man asked Sardarji, how far is LAND?
Sardar: 2 kms.Man jumped into THE sea & asked: which way?
Sardar: DOWNWARDS.
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Two sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Why are you fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
2nd Sardar: Even I did the same thing, now the teacher will think that we both COPIED.
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Here is a bonus from y'days' Deccan Herald;
Santa: Oye, when I was a child I fell from the 20th storey of a block of flats.
Banta: Phir Kee hoya? Did you die?
Santa: Pata Nahin. I was a child then!
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