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Articles: Humour | New jokes
- Prof. venkata ramanamurty mallajosyula
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Sardar comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'.
He writes a note and sticks it to pole 'Thanks for the complement'
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other. So a man asked him why did he do so?
He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Sardarji: They were FOUR best friends..!
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion and says:
I'll drink poison and let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra.
Sardar: Sitting on the top of the mountain and Studying....
When a Person asked what he was doing....
He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said 'My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610'
Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tenuh eh vi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't you cook something else?
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon
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