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Articles: Humour | Tit- Bits
- Prof. venkata ramanamurty mallajosyula
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1.A court case was going on against a person who married twice and having two wives.
Judge at last given his verdict in the court as “—because of no evidence against you, it has not been proved that you are married twice and living with two wives. As such the case is closed. You are not found guilty and you can leave the court honorably and can go to your house.” Then the accused asked Judge” Your Honor! Should I go to my first wife or the second one?
2.An ugly woman who died, was being taken away by Yamdoots. Then they reached Vaitharani river, and they told the woman” Look! While you are crossing this river if you get any bad thoughts in your mind” you will be drowned even before you cross the river. When the woman reached mid way in the river, she heard a big sound. When she turned back and saw, she found both the Yamdoots were drowned.
3.A recently married person went to his in-law’s house and on arrival he presented a scent bottle to his brother- in-law. Soon he opened the bottle put some scent on his palm and started tasting. The brother in law got angry and told his father in law what his son is doing. The father in law calmly tells his son – in –law” this boy is a senseless guy, He should have a sense to apply on chapatti and eat it.”
4.At a place, un known road the car has stopped suddenly. The young boy tells the beaaautiful girl. ”No petrol at all. ”The girl opened a flask and said” I knew it that you would do some thing like this.’ The young man said” Is it whisky or coffee my darling.”
The girl replied ”Petrol”
5.A lover with his girl friend went to a big railway platform. He went on to convince her for their marriage. When 2 to 3 hours passed he could not wait any more and told her that if she does not approve for marriage he will commit suicide by hitting himself with the first train that is to come. The girl replied,” What is the hurry? Let me think for some more time. Don’t worry you will get trains here every half an hour.
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