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Articles: Humour | Humour for children
- Prof. venkata ramanamurty mallajosyula
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1. Life is full of hurdles,
And it is mysterious riddle.
It makes someone dazzle,
Or leaves one astonished and puzzled.
Life is full of joy and sorrow,
We are clueless about tomorrow.
However, live life with happiness,
Who knows when God’ll make life Prosperous!
2. When does happiness seem to be near?
When we are always full of cheer,
How can be always full of cheer?
When difficult times we shed to tear.
When does happiness seem to be near?
When we are free from fear.
How shall be free from fear?
We should think of God wherever we are.
3. Red ant :I‘m red because I drink blood.
Black ant : I,m black because I bask in the sun..
White ant : I‘m white because I use Fair and Lovely Cream.
4. Patient : Doctor, I want to reduce my weight.
Doctor: Take three rounds at Victoria Memorial every day.
After 10 days---
Patient: There is no change in my weight.
Doctor : Take five rounds, then.
After 10 days---
Patient : But doctor, how much money do you want me to append on my petrol every day?
5. Mohan: The CBSE results will be declared tomorrow! Feel scared!
Avinash : Why? Didn’t you fare well?
Mohan : My fear is you’ll score more than I, and then it’ll be beating from my father.
6. Student(on phone): My son has a bad cold and he won’t be able to attend school today.
School secretary : Who is speaking?
Student : My Father.
7. Teacher : You missed school, yesterday, didn’t you?
Student : Not very much, miss.
8. 'I wrote your name on the sands.
It got washed away. I wrote name in air it got blown away,
So, I wrote your name in my heart. And I got heart attack!’
9. Petient : Doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes!
Doctor : Don’t worry, it is only hoptical illusion.
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