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Articles: Humour | You can not stop laughter
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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The Bull's Balls!
One day, an American was touring Spain. After his day's sightseeing, he stopped at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, 'What is that, which you just served?'
The waiter replied, 'Ah senor! You have excellent taste!
Those are the bull's balls, from the bull fight this morning.
It is a delicacy, here in Spain!
The American, was momentarily daunted, when he learned the origin of the dish. But since he was on vacations and wanted to appear adventurous, he said,
'Ah ...what the heck! I am on vacation! Bring me a plate of the same order!'
The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry, Senor. There is only one serving a day, since there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to serve you this delicacy!'
The next morning, the American returned. He placed his order and was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called the waiter and said,
'These are much - much ...smaller.... than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!'
The waiter promptly replied, 'Si Senor. You are right.
Yesterday the man had won and we had served the Bull's Balls.
But you know ..... sometimes the bull wins! Today the bull won!!!'
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