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Articles: Humour | Surdars and jokes
- Prof. venkata ramanamurty mallajosyula
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Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar : Punjab..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: Kya which part? Whole body born in punjab.
Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have a one more.
Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi to petrol se start hoti hai.
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Can't you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I set them right.
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....
Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa : I'm falling in love.
A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein.
Santa : Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying : O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa : Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
In an interview :
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Tourist : Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa : That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child.
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