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Articles: Humour | Surdars
- Prof. venkata ramanamurty mallajosyula
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Having lost his BMW car, Manmohan Singh got down to his knees and started thanking God.
Sonia Gandhi who dropped in to see him asked, 'Your car is missing, what are you thanking God for?'
Manmohan Singh replied : 'I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn`t inside the car at that time, else I would have been missing too.'
Due to the increasing Sardar jokes in the country, Santa and Banta Singh were little tensed.. They both decide to arrange a seminar in Jullandhar over this issue.. The subject of the seminar was 'Ban Sardar Jokes'.
After the seminar gets over, Santa and Banta along with some more sardarjis leave for New Delhi to meet Prime Minister Manmohan Singh.
After waiting for a long time they get the chance to meet Manmohan Singh. On meeting the Prime Minister, Santa shouts loudly 'What type of Sardarji are you! The whole world is making fun of us by spreading jokes about us. Please ban these jokes.'
After thinking for a little time Manmohan says 'My dear brothers! Jokes are just jokes. Dont get carried away because of these jokes. But sadly enough, there are some fools among us. Dont you agree?' asked Manmohan.
On hearing this, Santa Singh and Banta Singh get angry. 'How can you prove that there are fools among us?,' they shout at the PM.
Manmohan said,' Oye, ye lo ji, What is the big deal in this? Just see..' and he calls his driver 'oye Milkha Singh, jara idhar aa'.
Milkha comes in the cabin.. Manmohan says. 'oye Milkha, Run and go to my house and ask Gursharan Kaur (Mrs Manmohan Singh) whether I have reached home or not'. Milkha goes away..
Then Manmohan Singh says.. 'See for yourself..What a fool he is. He could have just lifted the telephone and asked my wife whether I have reached home,'.
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