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Articles: Humour | Laugh-good for health
- Mrs. HARITHA CHOWDARY
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Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?'
Wife: 'I couldn't lift the table.'
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'What did one ghost say to another?'
'Do you believe in people?'
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My friend has a fine watch dog.
At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.
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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
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'Room Service? Can you send up a towel?'
'Please wait someone else is using it.'
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When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
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'Where did you get those big eyes?'
'They came with the face.'
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I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls.
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But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.
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It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!
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'Look, guide, here are some lion tracks.'
'Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from.'
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'Do you think I'll lose my looks as I get older?'
'Yes if you're lucky.'
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A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.
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'Has there been any insanity in your family?'
'Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss.'
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I was thinking of becoming a doctor.
I have the handwriting for it.
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'My wife doesn't know what she wants.'
'You're lucky. My wife does.'
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We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.
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'What do use for washing dishes?'
'Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best.'
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'Why don't you give your husband a divorce?'
'What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?'
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'Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?'
'I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months.'
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