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Articles: Humour | Funny Questions and Answers
- Prof. venkata ramanamurty mallajosyula
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Q: What did the lonely banana say?
A: I'm a'kela'.
Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing. They just 'mutter'ed.
Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone?
A: 'Aaloo?'
Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.
Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do 'phools' fall in love?
Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I`m a 'mota'car.
Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don't 'unda'-stand.
Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: 'Jhinga' Bells.
Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was 'puri'.
Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: 'Aaloo lonesome tonight?'
Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.
Q: What do you call a haired poet?
A: Ik-bal.
Dis is da funkiest...
Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?
A: Pizza - 'HUT'
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