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Articles: Humour | Going to Propose a Girl
- Prof. venkata ramanamurty mallajosyula
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Going to Propose a Girl?
Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...
1) Nahi........ ......... ???
2) Chiiiii..... Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare.....
3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ....
4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....
5) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...
6) Tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho? Yeh shayad infatuation hai....
7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??
8) Magar last year to Maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi .. hai naa.. bhaiyya..??
9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo...
10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kal answer karu…??
11) Itni is baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??
12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!
13) Sorry
14) '……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. L…………………'
15) 'Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu'
16) 'Yes .. I too like you … (but hope you don't cheat on me )' …(Which we guys most oftenly do)
17) Phele kyon nahi bataya AB tum late ho gaye ..
18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.
19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably followed by a slap)
20) Girl: Mujhe sochna ka wakt do…
Guy : Kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl : Saat janam
21) Main ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;
22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…
23) Now that's a real tragedy….
Girl : Hee hee …… hee hee hee….. hee …. hee…… hee……
Hee hee …… hee hee hee….. hee …. hee…… hee……
24) Boy : I love U!
Gal : I don't think ABT all this before marriage.
25) Keep loving I don't care.
26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho…
27) Kaun as number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein. Ha ha ha ha….
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