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Articles: Humour | FUNTIME
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Ranjan: Sonu, I have just flown back from Germany.
Sonu : Don’t your arms get tired? Go and take rest.
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Baker : Madam, these are the best cakes we have had from years.
Lady : I would like to have some which you baked more recently please.
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Vandana : Don’t throw water on the road, Sonu.
Sonu : Why?
Vandana : Because vehicles may slip and fall.
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Guest : ( in a hotel room): Look, here the rain is simply pouring through the roof of my bedroom.
Manager I had already told you that there would be running water every where in this hotel.
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Teacher : Sunil, can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?
Sunil : There are all dead, Sir.
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Teacher : Your marks has no beginning and no end.
Shyam : Why sir?
Teacher : Because it is a circle.
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Teacher : Jane, what is the speciality of your cow?
Jane : Sir, even though our cow is black, she gives us white milk.
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One day a teacher was drawing the picture of a boy crying, on the black board. It took 5-7 mints. Rakesh quipped : Teacher, you took so much time to draw this picture. My mother can make my face like this just in seconds.
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Uncle : How did you find the weather at shimla on your holiday, Anitha?
Anitha : I just walked outside and there it was.
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Harin : What is the time now, Raju?
Raju : I don’t have my watch.
Harin : What happened to it?
Raju : I had one that was water proof, dust proof, and shock proof.
Harin : Well, where is it now
Raju : It caught fire.
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