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# Balakrishna doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Balakrishna has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Balakrishna.

# Balakrishna does not sleep. He waits.

# Balakrishna counted to infinity - twice.

# When Balakrishna does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

# Balakrishna is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Balakrishna can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Balakrishna doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Balakrishna can slam a revolving door.

# Balakrishna does not get frostbite. Balakrishna bites frost

# If you have five dollars and Balakrishna has five dollars, Balakrishna has more money than you.

# There is no 'ctrl' button on Balakrishna's computer. Balakrishna is always in control.

# Balakrishna can sneeze with his eyes open.

# Balakrishna destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

# Balakrishna can kill two stones with one bird.

# There are no races, only countries of people Balakrishna has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

# When Balakrishna falls in water, Balakrishna doesn't get wet. Water gets Balakrishna.

# Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Balakrishna Roundhouse Kick)

# Balakrishna’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

# Balakrishna doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

# Balakrishna can divide by zero.

# Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Balakrishna roundhouse kick.

# When Balakrishna talks, everybody listens. And dies.

# For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Balakrishna, each testicle is larger than the other one.

# When taking the SAT, write "Balakrishna" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

# Balakrishna invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Srikanth invented pink.

# When you're Balakrishna, anything + anything is equal to 1.

# Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Balakrishna"

# If you Google search "Balakrishna getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

# Balakrishna can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

# It takes Balakrishna 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes

# Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Balakrishna pajamas.

# Simply by pulling on both ends, Balakrishna can stretch diamonds back into coal.

# When Balakrishna does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

# There is in fact an “I” in Balakrishna, but there is no “team”… not even close.

# Balakrishna can slam a revolving door.

# Balakrishna is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Balakrishna does not swim. This is because when Balakrishna enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Balakrishna simply walks across the pool floor.

# Balakrishna proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

karan karan	The main comparision you both forget...that is Chiramjiivi and Balakrisna both proved the Darvin's law that is man came from the Ape... Posted at: 22, Apr 2010 11:36 AM
ILIAZ SHAIK	Title song... Remake of Arya2 carya 2 హీరో : Chiranjeevi టైటిల్ సాంగ్: హే టిప్ టాప్ హీరో కదిలిండో... ఎవడికి వీడు హిట్టు ఇవ్వడండో.. ముదురండో.... బలుపండో... సినిమా తీయకండో... ఉప్పు కప్పురంబు ఒక్క లుక్కు నుండో... వీడి మూవి చూసి మోసపోకండో.... ఫ్లాప్ అండో..... వేస్టండో... ఓవర్ యాక్షనండో... కమాన్ కమాన్... మోస్టు బోరింగు.. కమాన్ కమాన్... మస్తు లాఫింగు.. కమాన్ కమాన్.. వరష్టు యాక్టింగు... హే యాయి యేహియో. మిస్టెర్ ఫ్లాపర్ ఫ్లాపర్ .. హి ఈజ్ మిస్టెర్ ఫ్లాపర్ లెన్స్ వేసి వెతుకు.. దొరకదు రా ఏ హిట్టు. ఆహ్.. వీడో జఫ్ఫా యాక్టర్ , ఈ మాటర్ అందరికీ తెలుసు , వీడి మూవి తీసి తీసి ఆస్తులన్నీ కరిగిపోయినాయ్ కాని ఎవడూ మానడు. పైగ ఈ రొజుల్లో ఇలాంటోల్లకు ఎర్రి ఫాన్సు బాగా ఎక్కువా... ఐనా ఇంకో సారి ట్రై చేస్తా... Posted at: 22, Apr 2010 3:20 AM
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sagar kurapati	# Chiranjeevi doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. # There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chiranjeevi has allowed to live. # Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chiranjeevi. # Chiranjeevi does not sleep. He waits. # Chiranjeevi counted to infinity - twice. # When Chiranjeevi does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. # Chiranjeevi is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. # Chiranjeevi can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. # Chiranjeevi doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. # Chiranjeevi can slam a revolving door. # Chiranjeevi does not get frostbite. Chiranjeevi bites frost # If you have five dollars and Chiranjeevi has five dollars, Chiranjeevi has more money than you. # There is no 'ctrl' button on Chiranjeevi's computer. Chiranjeevi is always in control. # Chiranjeevi can sneeze with his eyes open. # Chiranjeevi destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. # Chiranjeevi can kill two stones with one bird. # There are no races, only countries of people Chiranjeevi has beaten to different shades of black and blue. # When Chiranjeevi falls in water, Chiranjeevi doesn't get wet. Water gets Chiranjeevi. # Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chiranjeevi Roundhouse Kick) # Chiranjeevi’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. # Chiranjeevi doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear. # Chiranjeevi can divide by zero. # Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chiranjeevi roundhouse kick. # When Chiranjeevi talks, everybody listens. And dies. # For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chiranjeevi, each testicle is larger than the other one. # When taking the SAT, write "Chiranjeevi" for every answer. You will score over 8000. # Chiranjeevi invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Srikanth invented pink. # When you're Chiranjeevi, anything + anything is equal to 1. # Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chiranjeevi" # If you Google search "Chiranjeevi getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen. # Chiranjeevi can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds. # It takes Chiranjeevi 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes # Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chiranjeevi pajamas. # Simply by pulling on both ends, Chiranjeevi can stretch diamonds back into coal. # When Chiranjeevi does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. # There is in fact an “I” in Chiranjeevi, but there is no “team”… not even close. # Chiranjeevi can slam a revolving door. # Chiranjeevi is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chiranjeevi does not swim. This is because when Chiranjeevi enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chiranjeevi simply walks across the pool floor. # Chiranjeevi proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition. Posted at: 21, Apr 2010 4:51 AM