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| ha ha ha aaahaa article and comment both are nice
Posted by: Mr. Purama Venkateswar Rao At: 15, Mar 2005 2:09:59 PM IST
may be resume ila untundemo :-))
#Name: ******
#Objective: To obtain a challenging position as a Crime
Implementation Analyst (CIA)
#Education:
MS (Criminal Sciences)
Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful(VPISU), August 1996.
#Thesis: 'On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts'
BS (Crime Technology)
Tihar Jail, India, August 1994
#Coursework:
Cop Psychology,
Plastic Explosives Technology,
Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory,
International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking,
Object Oriented Crime Design
#Work Experience:
Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990 - Aug 1991
* Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project
* Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange,
strawberry and mint flavors (Patent # 007, 13, 666)
#Summer Internship:
Osama and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June 1987 - July 1990
* Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings
* Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta collections
#Honors:
* Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)
* Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter
#References:
* Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi
* Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty, Tihar Jail, New Delhi
* Dr. Osama Binladen, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai
Posted by: Murali za az At: 11, Mar 2005 8:53:49 PM IST
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