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| Nahhh, all girls r not money minded, ones, I have better and Good respect for them, as my mother is also a women, and a girl, once, I respect All..
Sai*
Posted by: Mr. sai kishore bhardwaj At: 5, Aug 2003 2:03:35 PM IST
Orey siri mamaa,,
Girls ni enti antha mata anesaav..
Thannulu thintav roo...
Girls lekapothey ethi ledu loo...
:)
Posted by: Mr. rhythm rhythm At: 18, Jul 2003 4:30:11 AM IST
Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a
tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.
One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe), he started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers.
The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river. As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, 'Is this your computer?'
Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, 'No'.
She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his. Annoyed, the engineer said 'No, not at all!!' Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was
his. The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said 'Yes'.
The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items, but before she could make the
offer, the engineer asked her, 'Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up
my own?'
The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, 'I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were the
Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM!'. So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!!
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Moral: If you are not up-to-date with the technology trends, it's better keep your mouth shut and let people think you are a
fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Posted by: Mr. Abdul Rahim Shaik At: 17, Jul 2003 2:45:37 PM IST
IS IT A CORRECT PROOF
PROOF SHOULD HAVE VALID ARGUMENT
Posted by: himabindu vejella At: 16, Jul 2003 9:13:56 AM IST
G=GOOD
I=INSTRUMENTS
R=REGARDING
L=LOVE
Posted by: Mr. Shankar Srivastav Shankar At: 12, Jul 2003 12:34:56 PM IST
haha nice theorem... but siri u forgot one thing...
girl will become woman...
girl=woman
evil will becoe devil
evil=devil
woman is half of her man
2*woman=man
girl is evil
girl=woman=evil
therefore 2*woman=2*evil=man
Finally man is twicw the devil
man=2*evil=2*devil
Just for fun...
Posted by: Jonnalagadda Jonnalagadda At: 7, Jul 2003 11:47:20 AM IST
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