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| nice and funny. good .
the title is not good. this is not india .
work on the title
Posted by: Mr. MAHESWARA MAHI At: 22, Jun 2003 6:04:40 PM IST
nice and funny. good
Posted by: Mr. MAHESWARA MAHI At: 22, Jun 2003 6:03:40 PM IST
Good One :-)
Add couple of lines to this article.
Maharastians most favorate is
Shambhaji (Son of Shivaji)
Thambaaku (Tobaco)
Pav Bhaji
Posted by: Naren Reddy At: 6, Jun 2003 7:32:09 AM IST
Coooooool humour, laughed like LOL literally!
Vidya, nice posting...take the credit for distribution...:-)
Posted by: Hytech At: 2, Jun 2003 9:49:09 PM IST
veedhyah u arr too gudd in rytinng dhis tybe of thinggs keepu itt uppu,
rebel
Posted by: Mr. C.K Mandava At: 31, May 2003 3:39:00 AM IST
..and..
PUNJABIS
One Punjabi is chhole-bathure 5 times a week.
Two Punjabis is one bottle of whisky in one night.
Three Punjabis is a public fist-fight.
Four Punjabis is 200 kg of excess weight.
PARSIS
One Parsi is a sentence punctuated with BC's and MC's.
Two Parsis is a doctor and a lawyer.
Three Parsis is a 75 year old man and his two unmarried sisters.
Four Parsis is half their remaining population.
Posted by: Mr. Funky At: 28, May 2003 9:30:11 AM IST
Very humorous!
Here is another one..
MALAYALEES
One Malayalee is a narial-pani shop.
Two Malayalees is a boat race.
Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket.
Four Malayalees is an oil slick.
TAMILIANS
One Tamilian is a fugitive sandalwood smuggler.
Two Tamilians is a suicide-bomb squad.
Three Tamilians is a classical music school.
Four Tamilians is a Jayalalitha fan club.
ANDHRAITES
One Andhraite is a cycle-rickshaw driver.
Two Andhraites is a spice shop.
Three Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites is the Telugu film industry.
BENGALIS
One Bengali is a sweet shop.
Two Bengalis is a black-and-white movie.
Three Bengalis is a Mohun Bagan support group.
Four Bengalis is a Marxist movement.
RAJASTHANIS
One Rajasthani is a cattle-seller.
Two Rajasthanis is a mason.
Three Rajasthanis is a puppetry outfit.
Four Rajasthanis is a dance-drama.
GOANS
One Goan is Remo Fernandes.
Two Goans is a Feni distillery.
Three Goans is a football club.
Four Goans is an all-night-long party.
MANGALOREANS
One Mangalorean is a betel-nut seller.
Two Mangaloreans can't stand one another.
Three Mangalorean is a Udupi restaurant.
Four Mangaloreans is a fanatical Konkani Sabha.
BOMBAYITES
One Bombayite is a hawker.
Two Bombayites is a film industry.
Three Bombayites is a bustling slum.
Four Bombayites is the rush-hour train crowd.
MAHARASHTRIANS
One Maharashtrian is a bus conductor.
Two Maharashtrians is a kabaddi player.
Three Maharashtrians is a pickle factory.
Four Maharashtrians is a Cricket Team.
GUJARATIS
One Gujarati is a share broker in a Mumbai train.
Two Gujaratis is the total chatter in a Mumbai
rain.
Three Gujaratis is a Co. in itself
Four Gujaratis are crying on Share Scam
SARDARJIS
One Sardarji is a truck-driver.
Two Sardarjis is a roadside dhaba.
Three Sardarjis is a terrorist outfit.
Four Sardarjis are always found in jokes.
SINDHIS
One Sindhi is a currency racket.
Two Sindhis is a papad factory
Three Sindhis is a duplicate goods shop.
Four Sindhis is a lot of gas around (yeech!).
BIHARIS
One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis is a caste killing.
Four Biharis is the total literacy rate in the state.
BHAIYYAS
One Bhaiyya is a milkman.
Two Bhaiyyas is a chanawala (or panipuri wala).
Three Bhaiyyas is a temple-destruction squad.
Four Bhaiyyas is a halwai shop.
(And 12 Bhaiyyas is one SMALL, happy family).
KASHMIRIS
One Kashmiri is a boatman.
Two Kashmiris is a carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris is a tourist agency.
Four Kashmiris is a terrorist outfit.
KANNADIGAS
One Kannadiga is a coffee estate.
Two Kannadiga is a Udupi restaurant.
Three Kannadiga is a pepper powder factor.
Four Kannadiga is an anti-Cauvery squad.
India...a land of emotions a land of sentiments a land of love
Mark Twain said for India:
India is,
the cradle of the human race,
the birthplace of human speech,
the mother of history,
the grandmother of legend,
and the great grand mother of tradition.
our most valuable and most instructive materials
in the history of man are treasured up in India only.
Albert Einstein said:
We owe a lot to the Indians,
who taught us how to count,
without which no worthwhile scientific discovery
could have been made.
Hindi written in English or a mix of Hindi and English with a smattering of Tamil, it is in! Chodo yaar, we are like this only. And what, even Sonia Gandhi uses it, theek hai ?!!
Posted by: Mr. Siri Siri At: 28, May 2003 9:18:31 AM IST
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