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Articles: Humour | | Good Conductor - Bad Conductor | |
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Posted by: Mr. Bhagavan Reddy Velagala Sri Krishna At: 4, Sep 2003 3:56:05 PM IST
Great collection again!
I truly admire your postings
-Thanks
Posted by: Mr. Kiran Ravuri At: 15, Aug 2003 5:03:21 AM IST
Good one.
Young, Middle Aged and Elderly are the keyworkds.
1)The conductivity of this conductor is directly proportional to the age of the victim.
2)The very, good or bad of the conductor was decided by the above property.
3)After the "middle aged" threshold was crossed, he started conducting. This made him a "good conductor".
4)Since he was a good conductor,,,,he died.
The other Banana Peel Tech report says...
in Case 1
Since our conductor didnt kill anyone...there was no space(voids) left.
"In semiconductors and insulators, the valence band is filled, and no more electrons can be added (Pauli's principle).
Electrical conduction requires that electrons be able to gain energy in an electric field."
He therefore was a semiconductor or an insulator(bad conductor).
How the space(void) was created?
When the first two victims died....
"An electron promoted into the conduction band leaves a hole (positive charge) in the valence band, that can also participate in conduction."
Since the first two victims were females(-ve charge), this analogy leaves enough room for the conduction to take place.
This turned him into a good conductor and he as killed in the third attempt.
IEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted by: (^ ^) BOOCHODU At: 12, Aug 2003 0:32:34 AM IST
To avoid the confusion between good and bad now a days the buses are run without any conductor.
Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 10, Aug 2003 4:37:05 PM IST
to avoid the cobfusion bwtween good and bad now a days the buses are run without any conductor.
Posted by: Mr. M Kumar N At: 10, Aug 2003 4:36:23 PM IST
Wonderful
Posted by: Ms. Sangeeth Joseph At: 10, Aug 2003 2:02:54 PM IST
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