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Articles: Humour | Computer Terminology
- sanjana
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Not sure whether this article is posted already...thought this posting would refresh one's mind.
Hats off to those who ever wrote this .........
Local variable -
> > Mien pal do pal ka shayar hoon
> > pal do pal meri kahani hai
> > pal do pal meri hasti hai..
> >
> > # Global variable -
> > Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
> > har ik pal meri kahani hai
> > har ik pal meri hasti hai ..
> >
> > # Null pointers -
> > Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya ....
> >
> > # go to -
> > Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan
> > khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si
> > Na woh samajh sake na hum
> >
> > # Two Recursive functions calling each other
> > Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
> > mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein pehle tum, pehle tum
> >
> > # The debugger -
> > Jab koi baat bigad jaye
> > Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
> > Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz
> >
> > # COM programming in VC++
> > Roop tera mastana
> > Pyar mera deewana
> > Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye
> >
> > # rrFrom VC++ to VB -
> > Yeh haseen vaadiyan
> > Yeh khula asmaan
> > Aa gaye hum kahan
> >
> > # Untrackable bug -
> > Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se..
> >
> > # Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client):
> > Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua
> >
> > # And then to the client:
> > Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho
> >
> > # Load Balancing -
> > Saathi haath badhana
> > ek akela thak jayega
> > mil kar bojh uthana
> >
> > # Modem - modem talk on a busy connection
> > suno - kaho,
> > kaha - suna,
> > kuch huwa kya?
> > abhee to nahin..
> >
> > # Windows getting open sourced
> > Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao
> > parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayega
> > allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba
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