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Little Johny and the Teacher
- Miss shobha cherukupalli

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====================== TEACHER: Why are you late? L-JOHNY: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? L-JOHNY: The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.' *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell 'crocodile'? L-JOHNY: 'K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? L-JOHNY: 'HIJKLMNO'!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America? L-JOHNY: George! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. L-JOHNY: Me! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty? L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? L-JOHNY: Don't bite any. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with 'I'. L-JOHNY: I is... TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, 'I am.' L-JOHNY: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: 'Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?' L-Johnny : 'Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime.' *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: 'George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?' L-Johnny : 'Because George still had the axe in his hand.' *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? L-Johnny: Brotherly love. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: Johny, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? L-Johnny : A teacher

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