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Articles: Time Pass | It is all about Women!
- Dr. Yugandha Srinivas Adusumilli
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| Hi guys,
How to understand a woman??Now I am going to tell how.
Understanding women, great... good topic... really nice .. to understand a woman.
Well thats all. I have told you everything I can tell you about understanding a woman.
HERE is some interseting stuff I have gathered about women on internet. Enjoy it;
PART A
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WOMAN
When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her.
When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.
When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.
When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.
MAN
At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.
At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.
At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.
-- God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God
created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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PART B
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Here are some more
1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after
marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he
would go through hell for her. They got married - and now he is going
through hell.
3. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : 'Wife wanted '. Next day,
he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have
mine.'
4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car
with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you
can be sure he is married.
6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, 'If you
don't promise to send us $100000, I swear that we will kidnap your wife.'
The poor man wrote back, ' I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope
you will keep yours.'
7. What's the matter, you look depressed.'
'I'm having trouble with my wife.'
'What happened?'
'She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days.'
'But that ought to make you happy.'
'It did, but today is the last day.'
PART C
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8.A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
9.A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
10.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
11.To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
12.To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
13. Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
14. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
15. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
16. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
17. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
18.There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after marriage.
Thats all folks.
Have a good time.
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