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What is the chemical formula of water asked the teacher? Sardar: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: wht r u talking abt? Sardar:Yesterday u said H to O Sardar: Doctor help me, When ever I talk I can only hear the voice & I cannot see the person who is talking Dr: When did it happened Sardar: While I am making phone calls A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, 'Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?' To this the Sardar replies, 'Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, 'Wash Basin' '. Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, 'Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?' The sardarji replied 'I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too.' Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied ; Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, and thought, and thought ... and at last I wrote THUNK !!! Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote: Yes How can you confuse a Sardarji? By asking him to find the corner of a circle! How will he confuse you? By finding one! One day a Sardarji talking with his friend....... Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child. Friend: Is it! Why? Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months (collection)

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