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Articles: Humour | Sardarji jokes II
- Mrs. arpita
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Santa singh: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.
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Once Santa Singh is out for a walk. He comes to a river and sees Banta Singh on the opposite bank.
'Yoohoo' He shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'
Banta Singh looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, 'You are on the other side.'
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Three men were stranded on an uninhabited island. One was Hindu, one a Muslim, and the other a Sardar. The only way back home was to swim 100 miles to the next island, which was inhabited.
The Muslim was so determined to get home that he tried to swim. He made it 50 miles, got tired, and drowned.
Then the Hindu tried. He made it 75 miles, but got tired and drowned, too.
The Sardar thought he could make it all the way, so he started swimming. He swam 50 miles, but started getting tired, so he swam all the way back to the island.
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A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Sardar says, 'I want my 20 lakhs'.
The man replied, 'No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks.'
The Sardar said, 'Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.'
Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks.
The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, 'Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then I want my five rupees back!'
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Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railwaystation.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: 'Can I take this train to Ludhiana?'
'No,' answers the Railway man.
'Can I?' asks Gani Singh.
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Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
'You can't eat your own sandwiches here,' complained the
pub-owner.
So the two Sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.
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A passerby watched two Sardarjis in a park. One was digging holes and the other was immediately filling them in again.
'Tell me,' said the passerby, 'What on earth are you doing?'
'Well,' said the digger, 'Usually there are three of us. I dig the hole, Balwant plants the tree saplings and Gurpreet fills in the hole.
Today Balwant is off, because he is ill. But that doesn't mean Gurpreet and I get the day off!
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A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than 100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to help him dispose it off.
The friend advised him to have the mileage meter reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea.
A few weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to dispose off his car.
The sardar replied, 'Are you mad? Who sells a car which has done only 30000 kms!'
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BEPPO SINGH'S MOTHER DIED.
Beppo Singh: (crying) The doctor called, my mother is dead.
Friend: Condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Beppo Singh cries even louder.
Friend: What now?
Beppo Singh: My sister just called, her mother died too!
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BEPPO SINGH STUCK ON THE ELEVATOR.
Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure.
Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
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