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Articles: Humour | Second Marriage
- Mr. Ram Tangirala
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WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'
HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'
WIFE: 'Why not - don't you like being married?'
HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'
WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
HUSBAND: 'Okay, I'd get married again.'
WIFE: 'You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).'
HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan).
WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'
WIFE: 'Would you buy her a pet?
HUSBAND: 'If she wanted one.'
WIFE: 'Would you buy her a cat?
HUSBAND: 'No, she likes German Shepherds.'
WIFE: - - - SILENCE - -
HUSBAND: 'SHIT!'
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