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Articles: Time Pass | Addicted to Computer
- Mr. Siri Siri
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YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER TOO LONG WHEN ...
...You're writing a homework assignment, and get the end of the line in the middle of a sentence, tack on a '\', and continue writing on the next line.
You try to sleep, and think ... 'telnet xxx.dreams.heaven'
When you are counting objects, you go '0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...'.
When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
When your wife says 'If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!', and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.
When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.
When you look for your car keys using: 'grep keys /dev/pockets'
When you look for your homework using: 'grep homework /dev/backpack'
When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.
When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.
When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.
When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.
When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.
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