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Articles: Time Pass | Quotable Quotes
- Mr. Gelli Badarinadh
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An intellectual is someone who has been moderated beyond their intelligence.
Lazyness is the first step towards efficiency. (Patrick Bennett)
It is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.(Abraham Maslow)
Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. (Voltaire)
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. (Pablo Picasso)
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he doesn't exist.
Never attribute to maliciousness that which can adequately be explained by stupidity! (Mark Twain)
Have you ever noticed? Anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster is a moron. (George Carlin)
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams. (Mary Ellen Kelly)
We are the most ripped-off company around ... (Bill Gates, 1980)
That reminds me of a comment Yogi Berra once said when asked about his favorite restaurant: 'Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.'
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
One World, one Web, one Program. (Microsoft promotional ad 1995)
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer. (Adolf Hitler)
If Windows is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. (Derek Bok, Former Havard President)
I have little patience with scientists who take a board of wood, look for the thinnest part, and drill a great number of holes where the drilling is easy. (Albert Einstein)
You never truly understand a thing until you can explain it to your grandmother. (Albert Einstein)
If you can't win by reason, go for volume. (Calvin)
The hardest thing of all is to find a black cat in a dark room ... especially if there is no cat. (Confucius)
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)
A little science estranges a man from God. A lot of science brings him back. (Francis Bacon)
I think there is a world market for about five computers. (Thomas J. Watson (Chairman, IBM) 1943)
Your freedom to move your arm ends where my nose begins.
In politics stupidity is not a handicap. (Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821))
I think it would be a great idea. (Gandhi's answer when asked what he thought of Western Civilization)
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. (Al Capone)
True democracy is best defined as 'three wolves and a sheep voting on who's for dinner'.
Press SPACEBAR once to quit or twice to save changes
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. (Steven Wright)
The significant problems we face today can not be solved by the same level of thinking that created them. (Albert Einstein)
There are few problems that can't be solved with high explosives.
Perl: The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.
Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education. (Bertrand Russell)
Sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology (Terry Pratchett)
Thanks & Regards,
Badarinadh Gelli.
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