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Articles: Time Pass | Logically speaking....
- Mr. Sai Kumar Modem
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--- I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.
--- If I save time, when do I get it back?
--- The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
--- As I said before, I never repeat myself.
--- Sometimes I need what only you can provide:
your absence.
--- If at first you don't succeed , skydiving is not for you.
--- War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who is left.
--- Best way to prevent a hangover is to stay drunk.
--- If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
--- I was born intelligent .... education ruined me.
--- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station ... What more can I say !
--- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for ?
--- Since light travels faster than sound , people appear bright until you hear them speak.
--- How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word ?
--- Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
The Best of Proverbs :
--- Should women have children after 35 ?
No, 35 children are enough
--- Living on Earth may be expensive...but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun....!
--- Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep !
--- ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY .
So what ? who's in a hurry ?
--- A drunk was hauled into court.
'Mister', the judge began, 'you've been brought here for drinking....'
'Great,' the drunk exclaimed . When do we get started ?
--- Can you do anything that other people can't ?
Sure, I can read my handwriting.....!
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