|
|
|
|
Articles: Humour | Kiss in Different Ways
- Mr. Gelli Badarinadh
| |
Here's how the professors of different subjects explain the same words 'Kiss' in different ways:
* Prof. of Algebra: Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
* Prof. of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
* Prof. of Physics: Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
* Prof. of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
*Prof. of Zoology: Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
*Prof. of Physiology: Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.
*Prof. of Dentistry: Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
*Prof. of Accountancy: Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
*Prof. of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
*Prof. of Statistics: Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
*Prof. of Philosophy: Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
*Prof. of English: Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
*Prof. of Comp. Science: What is a kiss? It looks to be an undefined variable.
*Prof. of Architecture: Kiss is a process, which builds a solid bond between two dynamic objects.
Thanks & Regards,
Badarinadh Gelli.
Mail: gbadarinadh@yahoo.com
| Read 2 Comment(s) posted so far on this Article!
| |
|
|
|
 |
| Advertisements |
|
|
|
|
| Advertisements |
|
