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Articles: Time Pass | Jokes
- Mr. Ratna Prasad Katuri
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1) I talk, he talk; Why do you beech beech talk?
(beech, beech = middle, middle)
2) Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in'!
'Open the windows and let the AIR FORCE come in'!'
'Open the windows, open the windows, let the climate come in'
3) 'Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside'
4) 'My cykill is understanding the tree.'
5) 'Do not smoke and spoil the botany of ur body'
6) 'A gardener scolding three kids : Both of u three, don't under-stand the tree!!'
7) 'Don't talk like that in front of my back'
8) 'Louly hair cutting. Hair cutting, current drying. No shock.'
9) 'Florida paan shop. Prop: Raju . B.A, M.A.'
10) 'Repeat again please!'
11) 'Mistake became wrong!'
12) 'Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet?'
13) 'Pliss, close the fan!'
14) 'He/she's my cousin brother/sister'
15) 'Galatfehmi ka shikar hona:: to be hunted down by misunderstanding.'
16) 'Izzat ko mitti me milana:: To mix one's honor in mud'
17) An instructor explaining the working of pendulum:
18) 'Take an elephant of negligible weight'
19) 'Heard in kitchen: No, No I don't need chair I can stand eating'
20) 'It's so hot! Please on the fan no.'
21) 'You three, both of you kneel down together separately'
22) 'There is no wind in the ball (deflated football)'
23) 'Apply Apply, No reply' (common one)
24) 'Cuckoo, Blaady (Kick you, bloody...)'
25) 'The principal just passed away.'
26) 'Who took out the breeze of my cykill.'
27) 'Meet me behind the class (meant after the class.
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