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Articles: Time Pass | Learn to think like a professional
- Prof. 00782 Maverick
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This quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or not you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down and find the answers for yourself. There is no need to cheat. The questions are not difficult at all. All you need to do is think like a professional.
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside and close the door. This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a complicated way.
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put the elephant inside, and close the door.
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take the giraffe out, put the elephant inside and close the door. This question tests your foresight.
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! This tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking. Ok, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.
There is a river that is known to have many crocodiles in it. How do you cross it?
Correct Answer: Simply swim across it. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting!
That completes the test!
This question tests your reasoning ability. So, if you have answered all four questions correctly, you're a thorough professional.
If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do, nonetheless there's hope for you.
If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger flipper in a fast food joint.
If you answered one out of four, try selling your organs. It's the only way you will ever make any money.
If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require any higher mental functions at all, such as management, politics, law or medicine.
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