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Economics made easy for Dummies !
- Prof. 00782 Maverick

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What will you do if you had two cows? Keep them, sell them, outsource them? Here's a look at what Infosys, TCS or HCL can do with two cows. Traditional economics You have two cows You sell one & buy a bull Your herd multiplies You retire on the income INFOSYS ECONOMICS You have 2 cows You put both of them on the bench & hire another two to do the job TCS ECONOMICS You have 2 cows You tell them that only one will go to onsite You ask both of them to fight for the only H1B Visa Both of them die after fighting HCL ECONOMICS You have 2 cows You milk them only for 24 hours on just 7 days a week They run away WIPRO ECONOMICS You have 2 cows You train them for 2 months on how to milk themselves Then you ask them to pull bullock carts AMERICAN ECONOMICS You have two cows You sell one & force the other to produce the milk of 4 cows You profess surprise when the cow drops dead FRENCH ECONOMICS You have two cows You go on strike because you want three cows GERMAN ECONOMICS You have two cows You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month & milk themselves. BRITISH ECONOMICS You have two cows They are both mad cows ITALIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows You don't know where they are You break for lunch SWISS ECONOMICS You have 5,000 cows, none of which belong to you You charge others for storing them JAPANESE ECONOMICS You have two cows You redesign them to 1/10th the size of a normal cow & make 20-times the milk You then create cartoon cows called Cowkimon & market them RUSSIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows You count & learn you have 5 cows Second count: you have 42 cows Third count: you have 17 cows You give up & open another bottle of vodka! CHINESE ECONOMICS You have two cows You have 300 people milking them You claim full employment, high bovine productivity & arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers PAKISTAN ECONOMICS You don't have any cows You claim that the Indian cows belong to you You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs & Japan for equipment. You buy the cows with all this & claim of exploitation by the world INDIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows You worship them

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