Customer feedback
MCDONELL DOUGLASS
AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES
Important! Important!
Please fill out and mail this card
within tee days of purchase.
Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell
Douglas military aircraft. In order
to protect your new investment, please
take a few moments to fill out the
warranty registration card below.
Answering the survey questions is not
required, but the information will help
us to develop new products that best
meet your needs and desires.
1. _Mr. _Mrs. _Ms. _Miss _Lt.
_Gen. _Comrade _Classified _Other
First Name ______________
Initial__________________
Last Name________________
Latitude_________________
Longitude________________
Altitude_________________
Password_________________
Code name________________
2. Which model aircraft did you
purchase?
__F-14 Tomcat __F-15 Eagle __F-16 Falcon
__F-119A Stealth __Classified
3. Date of purchase:
Month_____Day_____
Year______________
4. Serial Number______
5. Please check where this
product was purchased:
_Received as Gift/Aid Package
_Catalog Showroom
_Sleazy Arms Broker
_Mail Order
_Discount Store
_Government Surplus
_Hijacked it using one of our spies
_Classified
6. Please check how you became aware
of the McDonnell Douglas product you
have just purchased:
_Heard loud noise, looked up
_Store Display
_Espionage
_Recommended by friend/relative/ally
_Political lobbying by Manufacturer
_Was attacked by one
_Was bombed by one
7. Please check the three (3) factors
which most influenced your decision to
purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
_Style/Appearance
_Kickback/Bribe
_Recommended by salesperson
_Speed/Maneuverability
_Comfort/Convenience
_McDonnell Douglas Reputation
_Advanced Weapons Systems
_Price/Value
_Back-Room Politics
_Negative experience opposing one
in combat
8. Please check the location(s) where
this product will be used:
_Latin America
_South America
_Aircraft Carrier
_Europe
_Middle East
_Africa
_Asia/Far East
_Misc. Third-World Countries
_Classified
9. Please check the products that you
currently own, or intend to purchase
in the near future:
Product Own Intend to purchase
ICBM
Killer Satellite
Air-to-Air Missiles
Space Shuttle
Nuclear Weapon
Hydrogen/Neutron Bomb
Light Sabre
X-Wing Fighter
Millenium Falcon
Imperial Star Destroyer
Death Star
10. How would you describe yourself or
your organization? Check all that
apply:
_Communist/Socialist
_Terrorist
_Islamic Fundamentalist
_Zionist
_Nazi
_Neutral
_Democratic
_Dictatorship
_Corrupt (Latin American)
_Corrupt (Other)
_Primitive/Tribal
11. How did you pay for your McDonnell
Douglas product?
_Cash
_Suitcases of Cocaine
_Oil Revenues
_Deficit Spending
_Personal Check
_Credit Card
_Ransom Money
_Traveller's Check
_Swiss bank account transactions
_Counterfeit $100 bills
12. Occupation You Your Spouse
Revolutionary
Clerical
Mercenary
Tyrant
Corporate CEO
Dictator
Oil Billionaire
Drug Lord
Defense Minister/General
Retired
Student
13. To help us understand our Customers'
lifestyles, please indicate all the
interests and activities in which you
and your spouse enjoy participating in
on a regular basis:
Activity/Interest You Spouse
Sabotage
Propaganda/Disinformation
Destabilizing/Overthrow
Bankruptcy
Industrial Espionage
Black Market/Smuggling
Interrogation/Torture
Crushing Rebellions
Military Reconnaissance
Border Disputes
Mutually Assured Destruction
Golf
Thanks for taking the time to fill out
this questionnaire. Your answers will
be used in market studies that will
help McDonnell Douglas serve you better
in the future -- as well as allowing
you to receive mailings and special
offers from other companies, governments,
extremist groups, and mysterious
consortia.
Comments or suggestions about our
fighter planes? Please write to:
McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
P.O. Box 800
St. Louis, MO 55500
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